Marakkesh continued-Do you know how long it takes to look this natural?

Is it possible to drown from drinking too much water? allegedly that's what happened to Leah Becks, only I have not had the pleasure of popping an Ecstasy pill, (not today anyway). Merely trying to get a "oh so last decade" tan. You can keep your pale and interesting, I'm not alone in this either, it's a multi million pound industry all this fake bake malarkey. God this is grueling, three and a half liters of water, 42deg heat, but back to good old blighty tomorrow.

"I need a tan" I cry, as my ink melts from the page, yes I write with a pen, a blackberry to me, is still, a not so popular fruit, total Essex girl technophobian and proud. Once photocopied a fax before I sent it, thought we both ought to have a copy of document in question, need i go on? Can't anyway have ungirlie sweat dripping from cleavage onto paper (yes that old matter). Enough said I am cooked! Erm, at least one side is I discover as I take a peek, crab stick springs to mind. (why am i always thinking about food)?

Was about to jump into plunge pool, but cocktail head won't co-operate so going to pour last 1/2 litre of water over ones self instead, probably save me from drowning too, you know i marvel at my own ingenuity sometimes!